“For unto us a Schremp is born, unto us a son is given: and the team shall be upon his shoulder: and his name shall be called Hockey Jesus, Sugartits, Robimus Prime, The everlasting speedo, The Prince of Popcorn.” - Isaiah 9:6
BONUS: Great moments in speed reading
I was over at OilerNation reading Brownlee's game day article on Schremp Year Zero and came across this bit that seems lifted straight out of a gay porno script:
Sitting with a big dip in his mouth, Schremp and I talked about this being the right time for him. He was almost at ease.
Um...okay.
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Actually, you'd think HockeyJesus is Luongo the way that Canucks fans talk...
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